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Saturday, January 22, 2011

welcome to the infirmary...

Paging Dr. Mom. Paging Dr. Mom. Please respond to the patient being picked up from school on Wednesady.

The diagnosis.

Sore throat. Fever. Cough.

The prescription.

Plenty of rest. Tylenol. Lots of water.

Paging Dr. Mom. Paging Dr. Mom. Please respond to the patient in her highchair giving fits about eating her lunch.

The diagnosis.

103.9 temp...Yikes!

The prescription.

Tylenol. A lukewarm bath. Loose cotton jammies. A nap.

Paging Dr. Mom. Paging Dr. Mom.

Has anyone seen the doctor? I think she is buried beneath the mountain of used kleenex. Yep, I hear her sneezing...

1 comment:

tacky said...: Sorry to hear you are all enjoying the effects of the season! I do have to say that you made me laugh. As I read your post, I am reminded of the 3 Stooges episode that has a similar line, "Dr. Fine, Paging Dr. Fine..." and they always come running and break the glass in the office door. You can tell we watch too much tv in the winter, can't you?!
I hope you are able to get some good rest!!!; January 23, 2011 at 3:51 PM

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What did she say?

Amelia shouting down to the stairs at bedtime, "Come on, Daddy. Vamonos!"

Calla is heard to say in her sweetest big sister voice, "You can use those as long as you want, until I ask for them back."

Calla jabs, "Amelia, all you like to eat is cheese. Grilled cheese. Cheese tacos. Plain cheese..." Amelia answers without skipping a beat, "No, I like cake, too. Cake isn't cheese."

What did you learn about in Sunday School this morning, Melie?" "About Jesus healing the leopards..., " she replied.

"Nora Kate, what are you doing?," I call. Amelia answers, "She's ok. She's not chewing or choking on anything. She's just playing with the garbage."

While watching the very first episode of Lassie, Amelia asked, "Why is it all gray?"

Amelia recognizes the letter "A" as being her name. While traveling through a store, she spotted an "A". "Look, it's my name. Amelia Bedelia Dawn Veldman."

After pointing to several cars - "There goes a corvette." "There goes a racing trailer."- an ambulance drove by and Amelia says, "There goes a breaking your leg car."

When I pointed to Amelia's ear and asked what it was for...
"To hear you talking."
"What is your mouth for?"
"To eat candy."
"What is your nose for?"
"To get boogies out!"

Calla, please tell me I didn't hear you correctly..."Mom, Amelia has your stick things for your ears(q-tips). She's dipping a handful of them in the toilet water and putting them in her mouth."

"Amelia, please stand up so Momma can wash you off."
"Wait, Momma, my hot dogs are cooking in the water."

Calla informed us, "Cattle is a whole flock of cows." Then asked, "Does Mexico have anything more than donkeys and horses?" How random!

"Amelia, please get your panties on."
"Where are my panties, Momma?"
"They're on your head."

After running towards Amelia who had escaped from the playland...
"You need to stay where Momma can keep you safe."
She responded, "Where you were?"
Umm, I didn't go anywhere.

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Saturday, January 22, 2011

welcome to the infirmary...

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What did she say?

Ahh! the joys

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